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By Gef the Talking Mongoose on 'Crash': The Most Loathsome Best Picture Of Them All

Well, yeah, the movie as a whole is ridiculously un-subtle, but the bit where James Spader fucks Rosanna Arquette's leg-wound in a car dealership really made me think about racism.

Alternate take : "the bit where William Shatner finally figures out the whole thing was due to a blown lightbulb"

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:51 pm 2

By boyofdestiny on 12 Things Currently Being Sold On eBay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus

Well, that's it. My faith has been confirmed.

Posted on April 20, 2012 at 1:47 pm 1

By jfruh on 12 Things Currently Being Sold On eBay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus

"My wife and I had just asked for blessings, opened the bag of Tostitos..."

So, that's a thing that people do?

Posted on April 20, 2012 at 1:41 pm 3

By My Number Is My Address on 12 Things Currently Being Sold On eBay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus

100k seems a bit steep for a single page from a 30,000 year old copy of Hustler.

Posted on April 20, 2012 at 1:01 pm 6

By christhesaint on Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

@IBentMyWookie Trixie from Toronto? JoshSpeed? Dorothy Mantooth? MOMO? The list goes on.
And now I'm sad and wish I were 27 and clever again.

Posted on April 19, 2012 at 1:09 am 2

By Helman on Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

Ah, yes. Blue States Lose never got old. Also: The Unethecist? Bowl of awesome.

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 6:15 pm 9

By SkinnyNerd on Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

@El Matardillo I am looking forward to Friday for Blue States Lose.

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 5:11 pm 5

By IBentMyWookie on Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

But on the real: none of this matters without KarenUhOh

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 3:07 pm 6

By jolie on Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

@Mount_Prion Cripes, Peeps was still there???? Next thing you're gonna tell me that Unfun is still banging on about how great her ass is.

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 10:15 am 5

By BoHan on Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

Re #2. I'm sorry. I've been on a diet. Also, more Madonna posts.

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 9:24 am 1