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By swizzard on I Have An Evaporated Vodka Message For You

I'd just assume any message translated via vodka is immediately changed into "U UP?/"

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 5:57 pm 1

By KarenUhOh on I Have An Evaporated Vodka Message For You

I hate to break it to these guys, but people have been sending text messages with the assistance of evaporated vodka for over a decade.

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 5:40 pm 3

By Rod T on No, You Go Fuck Yourself, Anthony Weiner

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Posted on September 11, 2013 at 9:23 am 1

By Gef the Talking Mongoose on 'Crash': The Most Loathsome Best Picture Of Them All

Well, yeah, the movie as a whole is ridiculously un-subtle, but the bit where James Spader fucks Rosanna Arquette's leg-wound in a car dealership really made me think about racism.

Alternate take : "the bit where William Shatner finally figures out the whole thing was due to a blown lightbulb"

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:51 pm 2

By boyofdestiny on 12 Things Currently Being Sold On eBay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus

Well, that's it. My faith has been confirmed.

Posted on April 20, 2012 at 1:47 pm 1

By jfruh on 12 Things Currently Being Sold On eBay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus

"My wife and I had just asked for blessings, opened the bag of Tostitos..."

So, that's a thing that people do?

Posted on April 20, 2012 at 1:41 pm 3

By chrissth on 12 Things Currently Being Sold On eBay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus

I thought I was looking at a close up of the virgin birth.

Posted on April 20, 2012 at 1:14 pm 4

By My Number Is My Address on 12 Things Currently Being Sold On eBay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus

100k seems a bit steep for a single page from a 30,000 year old copy of Hustler.

Posted on April 20, 2012 at 1:01 pm 6

By christhesaint on Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

@IBentMyWookie Trixie from Toronto? JoshSpeed? Dorothy Mantooth? MOMO? The list goes on.
And now I'm sad and wish I were 27 and clever again.

Posted on April 19, 2012 at 1:09 am 2

By Helman on Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

Ah, yes. Blue States Lose never got old. Also: The Unethecist? Bowl of awesome.

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 6:15 pm 9