I'd just assume any message translated via vodka is immediately changed into "U UP?/"
I hate to break it to these guys, but people have been sending text messages with the assistance of evaporated vodka for over a decade.
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Well, yeah, the movie as a whole is ridiculously un-subtle, but the bit where James Spader fucks Rosanna Arquette's leg-wound in a car dealership really made me think about racism.
Alternate take : "the bit where William Shatner finally figures out the whole thing was due to a blown lightbulb"
Well, that's it. My faith has been confirmed.
"My wife and I had just asked for blessings, opened the bag of Tostitos..."
So, that's a thing that people do?
I thought I was looking at a close up of the virgin birth.
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100k seems a bit steep for a single page from a 30,000 year old copy of Hustler.
@IBentMyWookie Trixie from Toronto? JoshSpeed? Dorothy Mantooth? MOMO? The list goes on.
And now I'm sad and wish I were 27 and clever again.
Ah, yes. Blue States Lose never got old. Also: The Unethecist? Bowl of awesome.