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Great, but how about inventing a way to UNSEND those vodka fueled texts, thankyouverymuch.

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On The Only Man You Need To Hear Discuss Beyoncé

Meanwhile, the rest of us will continue to pretend the taxi driver doesn't know/isn't watching what's happening behind him.

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On 'Crash': The Most Loathsome Best Picture Of Them All

'Crash 2: Lincoln' FTW!

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On Up And Down With Andrew Sullivan

But if it weren't for Andrew Sullivan, I would never have learned that Anderson Cooper was a gay.

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On 12 Things Currently Being Sold On eBay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus

I thought I was looking at a close up of the virgin birth.

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On Boring Castle Ugly Too

Ew, total Downton Scabby.

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On Laziness Linked To Dumbness

You would never know this by talking to any of the regulars at my gym.

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On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

@belltolls I was 86'd from the Gold Star Motel for trashing the room.

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On Hot Australian Chef Feeding Goats While Playing with Puppy

Does everyone in Australia look just like Naomi Watts?

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On The 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' of Cat Fight Videos

It looks more like foreplay.

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