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On I Have An Evaporated Vodka Message For You

Great, but how about inventing a way to UNSEND those vodka fueled texts, thankyouverymuch.

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 6:07 pm 0

On The Only Man You Need To Hear Discuss Beyoncé

Meanwhile, the rest of us will continue to pretend the taxi driver doesn't know/isn't watching what's happening behind him.

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 3:49 pm 0

On 'Crash': The Most Loathsome Best Picture Of Them All

'Crash 2: Lincoln' FTW!

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 1:26 pm 0

On Up And Down With Andrew Sullivan

But if it weren't for Andrew Sullivan, I would never have learned that Anderson Cooper was a gay.

Posted on October 9, 2012 at 1:18 pm 1

On 12 Things Currently Being Sold On eBay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus

I thought I was looking at a close up of the virgin birth.

Posted on April 20, 2012 at 1:14 pm 4

On Boring Castle Ugly Too

Ew, total Downton Scabby.

Posted on April 19, 2012 at 4:02 pm 0

On Laziness Linked To Dumbness

You would never know this by talking to any of the regulars at my gym.

Posted on April 19, 2012 at 3:58 pm 1

On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

@belltolls I was 86'd from the Gold Star Motel for trashing the room.

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 3:19 pm 2

On Hot Australian Chef Feeding Goats While Playing with Puppy

Does everyone in Australia look just like Naomi Watts?

Posted on April 9, 2010 at 3:10 pm 0

On The 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' of Cat Fight Videos

It looks more like foreplay.

Posted on February 26, 2010 at 3:40 pm 0