On Are Cyborg Identity Politics Destroying YOUR Favorite Restaurant?

Everyone in this story is an idiot.

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On Pinch Sulzberger, Fire Yourself Today

Pareene x Awl!

What a win factory.

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On How To Not Barf

@antarctica starts here

Yesyesyesandyes. Everything else is placebo, I'm pretty sure.

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On Why Won't You Racists Let Us Talk During Movies?

I better get to smoke cigarettes in this stupid new theater is all I'm saying.

Can I bring a portable stereo in case I'd like to listen to some tunes too?

And while we're multitasking, I suppose I'll just have my colonic done there too.

So productive. I can live my normal life while other people live their normal lives, all the while staring at a tiny screen with the same stuff that's always on it instead of a giant screen with the thing I just paid money to see on it.

Is there a kickstarter? My life savings hears a siren calling.

Posted on August 8, 2013 at 1:40 pm 3