This is distressing. Way too legit for one of the Newbalks. Pretty sure I have ebola now. Thanks.
[My] three rules for "real" diners.
- Open 24 hrs (Local zoning prohibitions may interfere with this. Doesn't matter. Rules is rules.)
- Breakfast served all day
- Baking done on premises (This is the most difficult box to check in the contemporary diner world.)
Everyone in this story is an idiot.
Pareene x Awl!
What a win factory.
@antarctica starts here
Yesyesyesandyes. Everything else is placebo, I'm pretty sure.
I better get to smoke cigarettes in this stupid new theater is all I'm saying.
Can I bring a portable stereo in case I'd like to listen to some tunes too?
And while we're multitasking, I suppose I'll just have my colonic done there too.
So productive. I can live my normal life while other people live their normal lives, all the while staring at a tiny screen with the same stuff that's always on it instead of a giant screen with the thing I just paid money to see on it.
Is there a kickstarter? My life savings hears a siren calling.