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On The Andrew Cuomo Inevitability Effect

The worst part: we're gonna be stuck with a fucker for the next four years. 'Cause certainly the person will be a fucker.

Posted on March 9, 2010 at 1:20 pm 0

On Easy-Bake Oven Creator Is Done

To be cremated?

Posted on February 19, 2010 at 3:43 pm 0

On Harold Ford's Merrill Lynch Vacation Impoverishes Him!

Seriously, this bitch only gets better. Can't wait 'til he formally announces.

Posted on January 29, 2010 at 11:59 am 0

On Most Grave And Unprecedented Crime Against Humanity Throughout History

Those members of the Turkish parliament will do anything not to talk about the Armenian holocaust.

Posted on January 26, 2010 at 4:37 pm 0

On Everything Keeps Getting Older

That fuckin' sucks.

Posted on January 19, 2010 at 10:20 am 0

On New York Says "No" To Harold Ford

I guess Harold can't see what a tool he is because the foot in his mouth obscures his vision. Best line: (when asked whether he's visited all the boroughs, specifically Staten Island): "I landed there in the helicopter, so I can say yes."

Posted on January 13, 2010 at 1:10 pm 0

On What Is The Deal With: Ke$ha?

Yawn!

Posted on January 6, 2010 at 2:21 pm 0

On The End of the 00s: The 348 Best Reality Television Shows of the 00s, In Order, by Jon Caramanica

What?!?! No, The Ultimate Love Test(icle)?

Posted on January 1, 2010 at 2:46 pm 0

On The End of the 00s: What I Know Now, by Abe Sauer

Not just a stroke. Let's hope the fucker dies tomorrow and that the afterlife is nothing like he expects it to be. Think lots of fourteen-year-old punker kids constantly kicking him in his slack jaw.

Posted on December 30, 2009 at 3:11 pm 0

On The End of the 00s: Family Business, by Cord Jefferson

Cheers!

Posted on December 29, 2009 at 12:11 pm 0