On The Youngs Confront Their Oversharing: Blogs B4 Boyfriendz
Eh, fuck it, most old people are just pissed because they want to feel like their experience and time spent dying is worth something that is only attainable through said means. I'm approaching 30(okay, not really, I'm barely on this side of 25) but I still feel 18 at heart; plenty of young people are very smart, mature(when called for), and have way more wisdom and intelligence than many old people could hope to attain through eons of wasted life. Just like plenty of Olds are much stupider than they believe their experience makes them. The truth of the matter is that most people, at most ages, in most places, are dumb fucking assholes.
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On 43 Answers To Unanswered Questions About "Lost"
Keep fucking that chicken!
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On Briton Turns Tiny Plane Into Giant Knife
Wow. Before reading the linked story, I was thinking: "Now, how on Earth does he get cleared for manslaughter?". Now, I can only feel pity for his family that they must suffer losses due to this t**t's(I like the mystery of it) decision to just stand there and die, rather than not try to bully some poor old man that was just trying to ensure that they weren't breaking laws. He may have deserved it, but still, sucks a lot for the family. And now this other fellow has to live with knowing he's killed another human.
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On Dear Deb
Yeah, that's always classic. I had a couple of(needless to say, crazy as hell) friends in high school, and one of their girlfriends had cheated on them with one of his friends, so they essentially took that prank and made it(pun definitely intended) way shittier, i.e. human feces under the door handle. So gross it kind of lost the appeal of being funny, until they(a year or so later, when the two kids were friends again) recreated the prank, but with peanut butter. The guy's reaction was awesome
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On Dear Deb
Haha! This is simply awesome. I don't know exactly what it is, I think as Mr. Hippity above stated, you just know how to write a very attention-grabbing open and run with it. At least 3 thumbs up.
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On Horror Chick: Why the Heavens Should Crumble If ‘Inglourious Basterds’ Wins (Short Answer: Eli Roth)
WOW. I know I'm being a late replier here, but I cannot help but give kudos to this post. I, personally, do not know much about this Melissa Lefky person, this is the first article of hers I've actually read(it seems that the "Horror Chick" article is one I always open, and by the time I get to that tab, I'm just not in the mood to read it anymore); I must say, my first impression is not a good one.
However, I cannot express my reasons with any more clarity than Calamity here has done, in most excellent manner. MELISSA: PLEASE READ THIS ABOVE COMMENT IF YOU HAVE NOT!!! You seem like you could be a really interesting writer, and that there is talent in there. But this sounds like the vengeful attack diary of a rebuked high school girl. There's so much ire and general vitriol that it really, really makes it hard to take anything else about it seriously, at all. And that sucks, not only because we're missing out on what could be a very entertaining read, but because you're probably missing out on a lot of amazing art in a lot of fields, if you're so easily deterred/distracted from what may(or may not, for other reasons) be a true beauty.
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On Did We Do Worse Things To France Than Giving Her Jerry Lewis?
Wait, wait, wait. When did LSD become agonizing OR fatal?!?!? I'm pretty sure you can't die directly as a result of OD-ing on LSD, and I don't remember ever having an agonizing trip.
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On In The Matter Of Dan Rather And Watermelons
Oh, and assuming you're referring to Balk's usage, this is also a correct way of using "articulate". It can indeed both be a verb(as used by Balk) or adjective(as used by Rather).
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On In The Matter Of Dan Rather And Watermelons
Sigh. That was in response to Kakapo above, obv.
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On How To Stand Out As An Actor: "Just Finished Playing a Rapist"!
Dude...you're a fucking tool