"Why the fuck do you care how someone else enjoys a sunset?":
yesssssssssssssssss. Man, I made the below leaf-less salad this weekend and it is mindblowingly good. Filling, too! http://www.twopeasandtheirpod.com/chickpea-avocado-feta-salad/
Ah jeez. They couldn't've put it on his arm or somewhere where clothes might have covered it?
Because all human language has ground to a halt. Oh, and because iPads and smartphones have no audio capabilities.
Wait, 6 Bud Lights cost $54?! Or did they mean 6 apiece? Either way, that... seems much too high.
You know, I would not have guessed this post would be the one to get me to quit lurking and sign up for an account.