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On A Poem By Frank O’Hara

"I want you to stop making me sick.
I want you to go away and not stay away."

YES

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 3:45 pm 0

On Don't Give The MTA That Metrocard Dollar!

I mean, this is sarcasm, right? Because not buying a new card means the green system is working. Right?

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 5:04 pm 1

On Are We Not Each A Customer Whilst We Are Using The Restroom?

More and more I sign onto the Awl, read something and think "whaa?". This means I'm old, right?

Posted on May 6, 2013 at 1:31 pm 0

On The Complete Glossary of Hipster Hallmarks

@happymisanthrope Hipsters are the mainstream culture.

Posted on April 29, 2013 at 6:28 pm 1

On You Can Tell Yourself A Lot Of Lies About Brooklyn But You Can't Pretend The G Train Doesn't Suck

"I had to make a rule that was, literally, if you live off the G you're not for me," said Bedford-Stuyvesant resident Mutale Nkonde, 26, who lives off the A and C trains, and said getting anywhere off the G involved a nightmarish array of transfers and usually getting lost. "To get to the G is such a monumental hike, it's two buses plus a long walk."

No Mutale, it's not. It's one train, the A, to Hoyt Schermerhorn. I'm not saying the G doesn't suck, but seriously?

Posted on April 29, 2013 at 2:46 pm 1

On Three Gayest Sentences About A Gay Wedding Ever

@Ruth Graham@twitter Also "Actress Sandra Bernhard led the opulent-yet-quirky ceremony", "Shellhammer gives a little Madonna Truth or Dare action to the camera", and "Lady Bunny DJ'd the party, naturally", NATURALLY.

Posted on April 15, 2013 at 9:45 am 0

On Three Gayest Sentences About A Gay Wedding Ever

@Ruth Graham@twitter I came back here to say just that.

Posted on April 15, 2013 at 9:41 am 0

On Three Gayest Sentences About A Gay Wedding Ever

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