On The Awl To Merge With Any Magazine That'll Have Us!
And Owawl Magazine for Kids
Posted on November 12, 2010 at 2:44 pm
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On The Awl To Merge With Any Magazine That'll Have Us!
The Wawlrus
The Awlberta Report
Chickawldee!
Posted on November 12, 2010 at 2:34 pm
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On Go To Work On An Egg... AND DIE
It may not be salmonella, but I think I just made myself sick.
Posted on August 19, 2010 at 12:45 pm
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On Go To Work On An Egg... AND DIE
I'll take a crack at it. I will not lay down in the face of this eggnominious accusation that we are all too chicken to make egg puns. The yolk's on you, friend.
Posted on August 19, 2010 at 12:41 pm
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On Obama's Racist Black Power Ice Cream in Maine
It's a rocky road to freedom.
Posted on July 22, 2010 at 2:48 pm
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On Dairy Industry Takes Ever-Growing Milk Authenticity Crisis To The Internet
Teats or GTFO!
Posted on April 29, 2010 at 8:51 pm
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On Rivers Cuomo Messes You Up Forever
"that's really long. really long. i started to feel like i feel everytime i start Ulysses- i just know i'm not going to finish it."
That's what yo' mama said?
Posted on April 28, 2010 at 8:21 pm
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On Staff Lunch Talk: What Makes a Good Porn Parody?
"This Ain't Last Year at Marienbad XXX"
Posted on April 28, 2010 at 5:00 pm
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On Preserve Your Precious Memories On Old Doody
"I'm sorry, but your script stinks."
Posted on April 27, 2010 at 12:19 pm
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On Reporter Blames Flub On Fake Headache
At the risk of appearing to be one of those hyper-sensitive, point-missing, unfunny, petty, can't-take-a-joke, narrow-minded, provincial reactionaries/Canadians… Call me back when you've been hospitalized after a 12-hour episode of complete, debilitating agony, punctuated by vomiting at ten-minute intervals that seem like a relief compared to the icy pike being driven behind your eyes by a god who hates you. For the fifth time that year.