As someone else pointed out, this article is a total waste of space if it doesn't explain WHY there is shame in ordering these drinks. Black & Tan? Seriously?
And as someone with Celiac, a hard cider is a solid gluten-free option to having a beer without having to order hard liquor.
No, it's obvious to me that a couple of ignorant jackasses wrote this list. What a shame. We coulda learned something.