On Missed Connections
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On An 81-Hour Break From Civilization At Sasquatch Music Festival 2010
"This shift in brain chemistry is most apparent when you re-enter normal society and find yourself unable to read a restaurant menu."
God. I needed to quote that. Leaving my first similar event was a complete mindfuck. I stood at the cash register in a Panera for a solid five minutes. I couldn't make sense of the signs. I just wanted soup. Why can't you just... give me... soup? Why are all these people just standing there? What are they doing here? Why is ... ugh ...
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On Is Bigfoot Chillin' In The Minnesota Woods?
Of course I mean that having feelings is impolite! Oh gosh, I hope I didn't offend anyone with that confusing comment!
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On Is Bigfoot Chillin' In The Minnesota Woods?
Minnesotans don't get many opportunities for feelings. They're impolite.
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On 43 Answers To Unanswered Questions About "Lost"
Crying over Jack was one of the darker moments of my life.
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On 43 Answers To Unanswered Questions About "Lost"
I would like to begin this comment by saying I CRIED SO HARD (in other words: I am not a pure hater.) I mean, crying while lifting my hands to the heavens, yelling: "WHY IS CHRISTIAN SHEPARD HEREEEEEEEAAAUGHHHH" but whatever. Emotionally I played right into their hands, yet was still frustrated over what they were doing and wanted to force a re-write. Standard Lost procedure. Full circle.
So anyway, it is kind of shitty that when everyone yelled "IT'S PURGATORY!" in season one, the writers/creators vehemently denied it to prove how super creative and mysterious they are, but then at the end were like "naw, purgatory was there it was just not where you thought lol!!" They should have just stuck with the predictable island-purgatory if they wanted to go down that afterlife/redemption road. If they didn't -- why they hell couldn't the sideways timeline be a REAL timeline where they are all aware of their lives on the island and have a chance to live "better" lives? There was enough time fuckery that this would be completely understandable and satisfying.
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On Jersey Mayhem: Every Criminal Makes One Mistake
Leathery, human-like raccoon hands, possibly touching me and/or my belongings at night, is the single leading cause of My Personal Distrust of Doggie Doors
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On Horror Chick: Why the Heavens Should Crumble If ‘Inglourious Basterds’ Wins (Short Answer: Eli Roth)
It's pretty obvious that the entire film hinges upon the utter seriousness of the "Muscular Jew from Boston who kills Nazis with a baseball bat" character.
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On Horror Chick: Why the Heavens Should Crumble If ‘Inglourious Basterds’ Wins (Short Answer: Eli Roth)
I agree. The movie completely sucked because of Melissa Lafsky's unhinged hatred toward Eli Roth.
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On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!
is my number cool yet?