On Men Should Not Wear Shorts. That Is All.
Please. The proper length is cut one inch below the ankle bone. Any higher and you earn my disdain.
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On George Michael, "True Faith"
Oh come on. Stop making me feel bad for loving this.
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On Why We Cry
I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do.
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On The 85 Best Morrissey Solo Songs, In Order
I'd argue that Hairdresser On Fire is kind of a novelty song, but that doesn't make it ineligible for this list, nor should it.
I consider Suedehead the first part of a sort of "Apologies Trilogy," with 2004's "I'm Not Sorry", and this year's "Sorry Doesn't Help." Although I know that this is loose association by obvious lyrical clues.
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On The 85 Best Morrissey Solo Songs, In Order
You've gone and opened up a huge can of Pandora's Worms.
Ranking is subjective, but this list, in all its scope, can't afford to leave out either "Suedehead" or "I'm OK By Myself."
These omissions are glaring, and baffling.
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On Thirty Songs Named For People Named Jane, In Order
I suppose "Jayne" is an entirely separate name. That explains the absence of "Ballad of Jayne" by LA Guns: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6198qSm0Y0