On The Sad Parents of #Gamergate

If you use the phrases "PC," "SJW," or "White Knight," then your life is probably bad and you should fix things with it instead of arguing with people about how your life is actually good. Take a walk around the block or something goddamn

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 5:24 pm 2

On The Sad Parents of #Gamergate

@Mike Hatley@facebook people are being threatened with physical harm tho. I don't think that really compares to people not wanting to use racial slurs.

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 4:36 pm 0

On The Sad Parents of #Gamergate

@Mike Hatley@facebook how many pushups can you do?

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 3:43 pm 0

On A Field Guide to the True American Diner

The one metric I use to measure a diner's worth is whether or not they take the time to butter the toast before serving it.

Posted on October 9, 2014 at 3:20 pm 0

On When a Man Grabs You on the Subway and Tries to Drag You Down a Flight of Stairs

@sigerson you've given us all a lot to think about. Do you perhaps have a "web-log" where we can hear more of your deeply considered thoughts?

Posted on September 2, 2014 at 3:39 pm 4

On Who Reads 'Mein Kampf'?

@Lockheed Ventura It's a Jewish name. It could still happen, though!

Posted on August 26, 2014 at 12:39 pm 0

On The Beauty of a Pissing Contest

21 seconds sounds like kind of a long time, tho

Posted on July 7, 2014 at 4:44 pm 0

On Ask Polly: I Thought My Mother-in-Law Was Going to Kill Me at My Wedding

@Koko Goldstein My horrid aunt was staying with us for my wedding. On the morning of, she 1.) ate part of my breakfast off of my plate, 2.) tried to make me sit in the middle of the back seat on the way to the wedding, and 3.) talked about philly cheese steaks the whole time which would be fine except that I had the ol' nervous guts.

Posted on May 14, 2014 at 4:53 pm 2

On Week Disliked

We started off early on Sunday morning by having to take our 9 day old baby to the NICU to get 2 blood transfusions. He's ok now, but still. We spent 2 days in a children's hospital. So everyone in my house is a total wreck except the baby.

Posted on January 31, 2014 at 12:35 pm 0

On Talking Heads Albums, In Order

0.) Stop Making Sense

Posted on December 16, 2013 at 4:52 pm 0