On Week Disliked

We started off early on Sunday morning by having to take our 9 day old baby to the NICU to get 2 blood transfusions. He's ok now, but still. We spent 2 days in a children's hospital. So everyone in my house is a total wreck except the baby.

Posted on January 31, 2014 at 12:35 pm 0

On Talking Heads Albums, In Order

0.) Stop Making Sense

Posted on December 16, 2013 at 4:52 pm 0

On Cafe's Ingenuity Almost Makes You Forget Sanitary Violations

Great comedian Todd Glass had a bit about a restaurant getting a D rating and putting a sign that says "elicious" next to it.

Posted on November 1, 2013 at 11:29 am 1

On Bagels, In Order

@ejcsanfran Those are boiled donuts. If you want one, you're more than welcome to put on your pleated khakis, hop in your Dodge Ram, blast some Michael Buble, and go down to the store to pick some up. But they're not bagels.

Posted on October 25, 2013 at 1:00 pm 3

On I Am An Object Of Internet Ridicule, Ask Me Anything

@someguy You seem insecure.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 10:16 am 0

On I Am An Object Of Internet Ridicule, Ask Me Anything

Another casualty in the one-sided war between hipsters and internet dorks.

Posted on September 19, 2013 at 10:14 am 1

On Four People Whose Twitter Lives Are A Nightmare

One of these days I will get international journalist @michaelbirnbaum to acknowledge me. It will happen.

Posted on August 30, 2013 at 10:40 am 0

On Ask Polly: My Great Job At A Top International News Publication Sucks Ass!

@1635135336@twitter Eugene's report was garbage!

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 3:21 pm 0

On Responses To "Rape Joke"

@96498932@twitter what a dweeb

Posted on August 1, 2013 at 2:54 pm 1

On Millennial Fired For Tweet

@happymisanthrope Yeah but he also has proof right here that the customer isn't always right.

Posted on July 30, 2013 at 3:28 pm 0