Great comedian Todd Glass had a bit about a restaurant getting a D rating and putting a sign that says "elicious" next to it.
@ejcsanfran Those are boiled donuts. If you want one, you're more than welcome to put on your pleated khakis, hop in your Dodge Ram, blast some Michael Buble, and go down to the store to pick some up. But they're not bagels.
@someguy You seem insecure.
Another casualty in the one-sided war between hipsters and internet dorks.
One of these days I will get international journalist @michaelbirnbaum to acknowledge me. It will happen.
@1635135336@twitter Eugene's report was garbage!
@96498932@twitter what a dweeb
@happymisanthrope Yeah but he also has proof right here that the customer isn't always right.
I heard that chessboxing can be pretty mysterious.
0. Those signs that say YOU CANNOT BUY CIGARRETTES IF YOU WERE BORN BEFORE 1995