21 seconds sounds like kind of a long time, tho
@Koko Goldstein My horrid aunt was staying with us for my wedding. On the morning of, she 1.) ate part of my breakfast off of my plate, 2.) tried to make me sit in the middle of the back seat on the way to the wedding, and 3.) talked about philly cheese steaks the whole time which would be fine except that I had the ol' nervous guts.
We started off early on Sunday morning by having to take our 9 day old baby to the NICU to get 2 blood transfusions. He's ok now, but still. We spent 2 days in a children's hospital. So everyone in my house is a total wreck except the baby.
0.) Stop Making Sense
Great comedian Todd Glass had a bit about a restaurant getting a D rating and putting a sign that says "elicious" next to it.
@ejcsanfran Those are boiled donuts. If you want one, you're more than welcome to put on your pleated khakis, hop in your Dodge Ram, blast some Michael Buble, and go down to the store to pick some up. But they're not bagels.
@someguy You seem insecure.
Another casualty in the one-sided war between hipsters and internet dorks.
One of these days I will get international journalist @michaelbirnbaum to acknowledge me. It will happen.
@1635135336@twitter Eugene's report was garbage!