Sorry, but I was into Phil Collins since last year when like 10 people were emailing me YouTube embeds (against my will)
Wait. Wait. Wait. HOLD THE PHONE! Paid? To WRITE?! I don't know what you're trying to sell me *looks at banner ads* but if people are making a living churning out this
seo terms navel gazing drivel I might have to quit my jerb driving a truck full of egotism and park my butt in front of this 6-weeks-to-6-months-waiting-on-that-check writing opportunity.
WE CALL UPON THE AUTHOR TO COMPLAIN...
*puffs on pipe* *turns pipe around and points while stroking chin with other hand* *clears throat* Rolling Stones sound like a bunch of black boys singing without feeling
If you think writing a book is hard, try throwing a book party in New York.
@krucoff *animated gif of Robert Pattinson shooting his hand*
This book seems to be in good company with all the other books that had promise but never written.
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