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PoignancySelz

The awl is so über-hipster it doesn't need an updated commenting system.

By CraisinHell_a on An Internet Tabloid In The Time Of Comets And Mass Suicide

WordPerfect. Haha.. I'd forgotten about it but now I remember. That is all.
Well except for the delectably detailed rundown of your internetwonky beginnings. Always a pleasure, Ken!

Posted on March 19, 2013 at 12:28 am 1

By stuffisthings on Sorry, Rand Paul: The Drones Are Here To Stay

The only thing that will protect us from amoral robot killing machines programmed for evil is amoral robot killing machines programmed for good.

Posted on March 7, 2013 at 2:47 pm 1

By stuffisthings on White Conservatives On Supreme Court Wondering Whether We Need Laws That Allow Black People To Vote For Democrats

Yeah jesus Ken, don't you know that Thomas arrives at his vile, Dickensian decisions through a completely different process of legal wankery and self-justification from the white conservatives on the court? So when the 2nd African American Supreme Court Justice votes to strike down a key provision of Voting Rights Act, he's doing it on his own terms. I think that's very important for the soon to be disenfranchised Alabama voters to know, don't you?

Posted on February 27, 2013 at 5:05 pm 7

By r&rkd on Where Is This "Mali" Where Frenchmen Are Having Wars?

@PoignancySelz
Absolutely. Brilliant. Thank you.

Posted on January 15, 2013 at 1:50 pm 1

By CraisinHell_a on Marco Rubio's Post-Modern Explanations For the Holy Bible

Prayer AND breakfasts in the White House will always thrive while there are turkeys hoping for yet evading Pardon by our President each year.

Posted on November 19, 2012 at 1:32 pm 1

By Reginal T. Squirge on "Earthlings Welcome": A Photo Journey Through Roswell And Area 51

Oh, hey...

I lived in Roswell for 6 months and graduated from high school there. The whole aliens thing just becomes background noise after a little while.

Posted on October 19, 2012 at 6:01 pm 1

By PoignancySelz on What Will Tina Brown Do With the Last Newsweek Covers?

@Cap'n Fatback And lame commentors!

Posted on October 18, 2012 at 11:13 pm 1

By Cap'n Fatback on What Will Tina Brown Do With the Last Newsweek Covers?

No one is mentioning the upside of Newsweek's move to digital: Blingee covers!

Posted on October 18, 2012 at 8:36 pm 2

By BadUncle on Naked Men: Should They Be Allowed In San Francisco?

When someone says "naked fat men," that's when I reach for my pants cannon.

Posted on October 18, 2012 at 6:34 pm 3

By Matt Cornell on What Will Tina Brown Do With the Last Newsweek Covers?

They should declare Trollface the Man of the Year.

Posted on October 18, 2012 at 5:55 pm 2