The awl is so über-hipster it doesn't need an updated commenting system.
Eddie the Eagle Libel!
And to think that CU in Toledo was a few votes and a heartbeat from the trigger.
@ConsolationPrize Yes, oh yes, oh yes....trigger discipline.
@IBentMyWookie From a 1/16/13 post:
"See also seat belts.
Why can't we be the same way with fucking guns? Big Tobacco fought this for years. Every trick in the book and even invented a few along the way, e.g. the demon seed of scientific doubt. The majority of people want sensible gun laws. Fuck the NRA, are they really more effective than Big Tobacco was 50 years ago??"
Too bad the shark wasn't in North Dakota.
Well, the Coptics did write with more emotion.
Um, Ken, there were no "Google Maps" in 2002.
Hi my name's Ken and I am a journalist....*Hi Ken*
Srsly though, thanks for that Ken. You had me at Hale-Bopp. I marveled at that celestial phenomena from the light polluted skies of Northern Virginia. What strikes me most about this exposé was how close you were to being one of those dotcom billionaires. A contact here, a venture capitalist there and you could have been the Mark Zuckerberg of the dial-up age, or worse yet, Adrianna Huffington.
I'm trying to imagine what song Scala would have covered for the movie. Perhaps:
This is March madness.
He must be woking on his "divisions."
And when I
tortured interrogated that Iraqi, I was able to avoid court-martial and become a one term congressman and Föx News contributor. And please send money to help me carry on the fight against the liberal destruction of this country.