On Our Top 11 Movies to Skip This Holiday Season

@LondonLee Tom Cruise is already tiny pieces. And am I old-fashioned that in a movie with people named "Tom Cruise" and "Jack Reacher" in it there should be at least some anal?

Posted on December 18, 2012 at 12:20 am 2

On Let's Not Turn Men In Tights Into "Meggers," Okay?

"Megging": the Question.

Posted on December 10, 2012 at 1:00 pm 0

On Everything You Suspected About Polling Confirmed

"Ow, waitress, this panetta burns my mouth!"

Posted on December 4, 2012 at 6:26 pm 0

On Rich Places Rich

I'm actually kind of surprised they didn't say "Paris, France."

Posted on November 30, 2012 at 1:54 pm 0

On David Mamet Is 65

Needs the story Helen Hayes told on the Dick Cavett Show about the panhandler in Shubert Alley.

Posted on November 30, 2012 at 1:53 pm 0

On Is It Acceptable To Have Children?

Gowanus is no place to raise a child.

Posted on November 21, 2012 at 1:51 pm 1

On British Version Of Country Music Song

Let's face it, after spending 20 days in jail, that cheese toastie isn't going to taste so good anyhow.

Posted on November 20, 2012 at 9:46 am 0

On A Complete History Of Gerbiling So Far

For women, there are options on where the gerbil can be introduced

"When a gerbil is introduced to a lady, she sometimes puts out her hand—especially if he is some one she has long heard about from friends in common, but to an entire stranger she generally merely bows her head slightly and says: 'How do you do!' Strictly speaking, it is always her place to offer her hand or not as she chooses, but if he puts out his hand, it is rude on her part to ignore it. Nothing could be more ill-bred than to treat curtly any overture made in spontaneous friendliness. No thoroughbred lady would ever refuse to shake any hand that is honorable, not even the hand of a coal heaver at the risk of her fresh white glove."

Posted on November 19, 2012 at 1:11 pm 7

On The Tale of Laurel Touby, Bold Millionairess, So Far

Sure, we're laughing now, but will we be laughing when that loft is used as the main location for American Psycho 3: Mad About the Boa?

My guess is, yes, we will.

Posted on November 15, 2012 at 2:15 pm 0

On Elephant And Beluga Whale Talk About Art Rock

In other news, Koshik is in talks to do a cameo in the Arrested Development movie.

Posted on November 2, 2012 at 11:22 am 0