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Polly Esther

Polly Esther

Most Recently: Ask Polly: Why Is My Boyfriend Addicted To Internet Sex Chats And Why Won't He Stop Lying About It!

Polly Esther is Heather Havrilesky's malevolent twin. Write to her! She is anxious to invade your personal psychic space.

Ask Polly: Why Is My Boyfriend Addicted To Internet Sex Chats And Why Won't He Stop Lying About It!

Appearing here Wednesdays, Turning The Screw provides existential crisis counseling for the faint of heart. "Because he's just not that into anything, really, except himself." READ MORE

Ask Polly: How Do I Stop Faking Orgasms With My Boyfriend?

Appearing here Wednesdays, Turning The Screw provides existential crisis counseling for the faint of heart. "Concrete, explicit instructions in the time of emotional cholera." READ MORE

Ask Polly: Should I Make The First Move On My Dream Girl?

Appearing here Wednesdays, Turning The Screw provides existential crisis counseling for the faint of heart. "Spare change for when your stock hits a 52-week low." READ MORE

Ask Polly: I'm Angry At My Mom And I Can't Talk About It!

Appearing here Wednesdays, Turning The Screw provides existential crisis counseling for the faint of heart. "Spare change for when your stock hits a 52-week low." READ MORE

Ask Polly: I'm In Love But My Best Friend Is Slipping Away!

Appearing here Wednesdays, Turning The Screw provides existential crisis counseling for the faint of heart. "There's nothing out there but cold space." READ MORE

Ask Polly: How Do I Stop Panicking And Crying Over The Slightest Criticism?

Appearing here Wednesdays, Turning The Screw provides existential crisis counseling for the faint of heart. "Because 'being here now' is not always adequate, or satisfying, or remotely profitable." READ MORE

Ask Polly: My Roommate's Boyfriend Is Twice Our Age And Practically Lives with Us!

Appearing here Wednesdays, Turning The Screw provides existential crisis counseling for the faint of heart. "Because someone out there is better than you, at pretty much everything." READ MORE

Ask Polly: Should I Divorce My Perfectly Good Husband?

Appearing here Wednesdays, Turning The Screw provides existential crisis counseling for the faint of heart. "Because bitterness becomes you!" READ MORE

Ask Polly: Why Are People Such Assholes?

Appearing here Wednesdays, Turning The Screw provides existential crisis counseling for the faint of heart. "Biting the hand that feeds you is a legitimate lifestyle choice!" READ MORE

Ask Polly: I Can't Resist Great Sex With My Crazy Ex!

Appearing here Wednesdays, Turning The Screw provides existential crisis counseling for the faint of heart. "Eat two custard-filled doughnuts and call me in the morning." READ MORE