Seriously? Give me a break. Now, ordering drinks with questionable names - THAT'S embarrassing. Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against A Wall...Sex On The Beach....Orgasm...Blow Job....now those are drinks I wouldn't order in public. But they're not on this list - they have respectable, classic drinks like Martinis on there - come on! Remind me not to attend a cocktail party with these two "knowledgeable" columnists. I'm afraid I'd have to bean them with a Malibu Rum bottle.