"What is the problem with Internet trolls?" Seriously? You can't be asking that seriously. Do you want a bulleted list, or a dissertation?
How long have you been online, Blodget; a week? "What is the problem with trolls." Jesus. It wasn't bad enough you displaying your epic level of ignorance about the online world in your previous post about air travel, but you follow it up with this? I haven't read something so out-of-touch since a Microsoft guy got an item placed in Slate called "In Praise of Bloat." (That's programming bloat, btw.)
Man, what a maroon.
David, you might consider reading (if you already haven't) Roger Zelazny's excellent "Lord of Light". Reading your post here just made me think that you would enjoy it. Ask your wife; maybe she's read it and can make a recommendation. (I'm also interested to know whether or not you've read "Telegraph Avenue".)
Passionate, but pretty unconvincing, frankly. Ugly is ugly. And the reason you're in the minority is because history in the form of 50 years of public opinion has voted, and the vote is: ugly as sin, let's get rid of them.