You know, I mean, a wedding could just be a big party, rather than the albatross that everyone makes planning it out to be.
You forgot The Wedding Pact. How could you forget The Wedding Pact? Don't watch it; save yourself.
@Charlotte Flax I bet you're great at parties.
@alorsenfants I like that you brought her 'unpleasant expressions' into this, because that means I can discard anything and everything else you say.
@Mike_B I don't understand why any of those things are wrong, I'll be honest.
I have been thinking of moving to LA for the past year, and I should just really do it should I.
You know what? A lot of people are idiots. Luckily, in that article, there are pictures of them.
On How to Write
@ameelz It doesn't, I promise. It gets better until like somewhere in the 200's.
Oh god, please don't let this mean you want to get more comments on the articles to prove readership. You may as well just set the whole thing on fire and watch it burn. If someone ever mentions the word commentariat, use an accelerant.
What are you doing to me, Awl. What.