On The Girl With The YOLO Tattoo

What are you doing to me, Awl. What.

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 5:12 pm 2

On Ask Polly: I'm 33 And Single. What Am I Doing Wrong?

@Liam Kent@facebook Yes, but who did your co-worker's sister-in-law MARRY?!

Posted on April 2, 2014 at 4:41 pm 0

On Is Your Anxiety Medicine Making You Feel Anxious And Should You Be Worried About That?


Posted on April 2, 2014 at 4:40 pm 1

On Ask Polly: I'm 33 And Single. What Am I Doing Wrong?

@garlicmustardweed So, not that I missed the point here, but HPV is contracted easily with or without a condom and there is no way to test for it in men. The time between contraction and realization is also iffy. Just wanted to let you and everyone else know that you can get it from a very committed relationship you had 2 years ago, or a one night stand you had two months ago.

The more you know.

Posted on April 2, 2014 at 4:32 pm 3

On On Lena, On Rihanna, On Kimye: The Very Necessary Death Of "Vogue"

I feel like the author had an idea about Vogue,and who they put on their cover, and what that means, and just created her idea of Kim Kardashian based upon what she wanted her to be. Kim Kardashian is an example of all that is awful about our consumerist society, and I don't give a shit about her sex tape. I don't want her on Vogue because I don't want her in the WORLD.

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 4:09 pm 5

On Lucky Louie

Most days I am just filled with disgust for humans, but then there are dogs and the good they can bring out in people reminds me that we're all wounded things who want someone to love us unconditionally. Except the mega-rich; let's still get rid of them.

Posted on February 20, 2014 at 1:23 pm 2

On Ask Polly: I Am Obsessed With My Boyfriend's Evil Ex-Girlfriend—And Her Blog! (And Their Dogs!)

@brilliantmistake this is all I want from this column. A NAME. Oh shit, and I also just realized that my username is also my ex's dog's name. P.S. I don't see my sweet baby Alice anymore, so I got my own dog.

Posted on January 22, 2014 at 3:05 pm 0

On What Should We Call People Who Enjoy A Drink?

"alice sherman"

Posted on January 9, 2014 at 5:11 pm 0

On Ask Polly: My Mom Keeps Guilting Me About Visiting For Christmas!

I just logged in to say this is wonderful, and JOHNSTOWN, PA!!! I KNEW I loved you! My entire mother's side of the family is from that weird, weird place!!!!! I desperately would like to chat to someone that never lived there but has ties!

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 8:50 am 0

On Ask Polly: I Am Severely Chafed By My Gentle, Compassionate Boyfriend

@Myrtle this is a real thing you wrote. Huh.

Posted on December 17, 2013 at 5:42 pm 1