On When a Man Grabs You on the Subway and Tries to Drag You Down a Flight of Stairs

@sigerson ah, but 'stranger with no discernible gender/age' just doesn't have the same ring to it.

I'm sorry, can men's rights activists read?

Posted on September 2, 2014 at 2:42 pm 3

On Worst Man: I'm the Friend You Didn't Invite to Your Wedding

You know, I mean, a wedding could just be a big party, rather than the albatross that everyone makes planning it out to be.

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 12:55 pm 0

On What Not to Stream

You forgot The Wedding Pact. How could you forget The Wedding Pact? Don't watch it; save yourself.

Posted on August 12, 2014 at 1:07 pm 0

On How to Make a Good Salad Without Dumb Leaves

@Charlotte Flax I bet you're great at parties.

Posted on June 3, 2014 at 12:08 am 1

On Fun With New York Times Numbers

@alorsenfants I like that you brought her 'unpleasant expressions' into this, because that means I can discard anything and everything else you say.

Posted on May 16, 2014 at 1:31 pm 2

On Ask Polly: I Thought My Mother-in-Law Was Going to Kill Me at My Wedding

@Mike_B I don't understand why any of those things are wrong, I'll be honest.

Posted on May 14, 2014 at 5:24 pm 1

On A Postcard from San Francisco

I have been thinking of moving to LA for the past year, and I should just really do it should I.

Posted on May 14, 2014 at 4:48 pm 0

On The Second Closet

You know what? A lot of people are idiots. Luckily, in that article, there are pictures of them.

Posted on May 8, 2014 at 11:39 am 4

On How to Write

@ameelz It doesn't, I promise. It gets better until like somewhere in the 200's.

Posted on May 6, 2014 at 12:04 pm 0

On Change Comes From Within Website

Oh god, please don't let this mean you want to get more comments on the articles to prove readership. You may as well just set the whole thing on fire and watch it burn. If someone ever mentions the word commentariat, use an accelerant.

Posted on May 6, 2014 at 11:59 am 0