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On Stir-Fried Romaine Lettuce

rooster sauce????

Posted on December 1, 2009 at 8:35 am 0

On How To Cook A Fucking Steak

ok this is my 1st time so I'm just going to tell all you freaks how to REALLY cook a steak. No wisecracks. No bullshit. I'm serious
Buy the cheapest slab you can find. London broil cheap - a 2 lb slab for 4 bucks.
Throw it on a cutting board and slice thin slices at an angle.
Dump some olive oil in a cast iron pan. Turn it on high.
Throw in some garlic. Let that brown a little.
Then throw in the mass of sliced steak and quickly stir it around.
Throw on some salt and chunky ground pepper.
Then throw the whole mess on a plate, scrape all the black oily shit from the pan on it, and eat it.
I'm not shitting you this will be the best FUCKING steak you've ever eaten.

Posted on November 30, 2009 at 11:52 am 0