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On Animal Slideshow Emporium Declares Hashtags Over

Hashtag not going anywhere. Hashtag here to stay. Like word "dial."

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 1:07 pm 0

On Job Open

If I were EIC of the Awl everyone would get muffins. Everyone.

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 1:03 pm 0

On Terrible Thing Old

My cosmos is collapsing.

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 12:41 pm 1

On Company Will Do Donut Sandwich To You This Week

@C_Webb I think he just sells them down the high school.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 12:13 pm 0

On Incoming Men's Fashion Trend Disaster: "The Single-Pleated Chino"

Do you get to choose which side the peat is on? I think a pleat and a monocle on the same side is over-balanced.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 12:12 pm 2

On Nerds Chastised

Shuh, they shoulda written the books.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 10:52 am 0

On Company Will Do Donut Sandwich To You This Week

I wouldn't feed it to a dog. Unless it was a talking dog.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 10:50 am 1

On No More Reason To Go To Jersey

Without Maxwell's it will truly be Hobroken.

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 10:48 am 0

On Woman Refuses To Pretend That Brooklyn Is As Good As Manhattan

Overheard two weeks ago, a Kraut says to a Swede, "So are people still pretending that moving to South London is a good thing?"

Posted on June 3, 2013 at 2:37 pm 0

On Ask Polly: My Husband Has Road Rage, An iPad Addiction, Terrible Breath, And Hasn't Worked In Years!

I am a million times better than LW#1's husband and my wife did not hesitate to serve me papers as soon as I stopped working. You need to get yourself out of there, lady. Pronto. Then you'll be as hap-hap-happy as LW#2. Guaranteed.

Posted on May 29, 2013 at 3:10 pm 3