On Ramen Enjoyed

It's about time trendy food hit my 3 for 39 cents priceline. And don't you dare tell me otherwise.

Posted on March 5, 2014 at 7:25 pm 0

On Now You Can Drink To Help Forget That You Are Smoking Fake Cigarettes

Vaping will destroy Williamsburg.

Posted on March 5, 2014 at 7:24 pm 0

On You Won't Believe What This Guy Is Nostalgic For

Bonfire of the Hannities.

Posted on February 28, 2014 at 12:03 am 0

On Garrick Utley, 1939-2014

He was a great fill-in and weekend guy. Great voice. And no one on Earth ever has so looked like his name. RIP, man.

Posted on February 24, 2014 at 7:26 pm 0

On Ask Polly: My Boyfriend Is Secretly Catfishing!

How extraordinary, my girlfriend is secretly Katnissing.

Posted on February 19, 2014 at 6:31 pm 0

On Structure Unappealing

Yer daft, it's not even the worst thing on Astor Place (445 Lafayette, I am looking at you [but in a reflection so I don't die]). I'd even go so far as to say I like it. reminds me of those things the Jawas used to drive. But more "Now." If now were the 80s.

Posted on February 10, 2014 at 3:32 pm 0

On Bodies Given To Science

It would be cooler if he just said that without being a pre-med.

Posted on February 7, 2014 at 10:43 am 2

On The Armored, Possibly Dinosaur-Eating "Devil Frog"

"Beelzebufo" as a name makes so much sense on so many levels. Gotta hand this one to science, folks.

Posted on January 31, 2014 at 1:33 am 0

On Suck It, Monkeys, Bears Rule

In advertising as in nature.

Posted on January 29, 2014 at 7:55 pm 0

On Ars Longa, Cindy Adams Longa-er

And furthermore, that was legendary. Unbelievable. She needs to pay her intern more.

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 11:03 am 0