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On Man Struck By Bike

@iantenna Nah, man, internet commenters.

Posted on September 25, 2014 at 2:49 pm 0

On Eat the Skin

I knew a guy who ate kiwi like this. Unsettling. Like he was eating mice. Vegetal mice they called them. And with good reason.

Posted on September 12, 2014 at 5:49 pm 1

On News Utterly Broken

What's next, costumers being asked to leave their false mustaches at home when they go to Olive Garden? Fascism. Pure, unadulterated, communism.

Posted on September 8, 2014 at 1:51 pm 0

On Neighborhood Demographics Shifting

I'd like to thank Chloe for reminding me that things were always awful and scenester-ridden.

Posted on August 26, 2014 at 6:05 pm 0

On Who's a Good Trendspotter? You Are, You Are.

Not sure flower really count as babywear.

Posted on August 25, 2014 at 2:34 pm 0

On Gauntlet Thrown Directly into Toilet

He's an enthusiastic huntsman with a concern for self-reliance?

Posted on July 28, 2014 at 3:31 pm 0

On The Borowitz Problem

I've dropped so many monocles into my chalupas while laughing at that guy!

Posted on July 22, 2014 at 8:16 pm 0

On The Looming Threat of "Generation Z"

@UhNo Says 279,888 to 72. Looks like someone's trying to make it 329,999,999, right, unstoppable army of dastardly liberal internet commenters?

Posted on July 9, 2014 at 6:46 pm 0

On The Potato Salad Kickstarter Is the Science Fiction Villain We Deserve

I'd like to see the prizes (or whatever) mismanaged to such an extent that the whole thing costs the guy money and then in a year I can read the Cracked article, Five Ways Winning Big on Kickstarter Can Ruin Your Life.

Posted on July 9, 2014 at 6:42 pm 0

On The One True Comment Section

Beats that snooty car they invested in.

Posted on June 19, 2014 at 7:06 pm 0