On Modern-Day Rip Van Winkle Emerges From Slumber To Find All The World Is Bare Down There
@atipofthehat Yeah, or stay outta the kitchen.
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On Drink Dispensers Balk At Crushing Burden Of Squeezing Lime
Real talk: 1. Never order house from a dive. As every native knows, most water that crap down. 2. I've never had a real Mojito in NY. 3. When they pretend to ignore you, start yelling and pounding on the bar.
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On Another Blogger Victory: Letting Far-Right Extremists Operate Secretly
Sigh. While the atrocities must be documented, I thought we were having a happy day. Let's not dwell on this sort of crap.
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On Tom Waits, "Hell Broke Luce"
This is amazing but, as per with Waits, what's he building in there? Also slightly terrifying.
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On "Grande Latte for Yfjsdlkn;ian?"
I will only use the term "small" when ordering from these motherfuckers, especially on the fucking Upper East Side. I do not blame the employees, whom I tip when I can afford to.
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On Modern-Day Rip Van Winkle Emerges From Slumber To Find All The World Is Bare Down There
@atipofthehat We can agree to disagree. 1. The right guys don't give a shit. 2. Agree. 3. True for me, particularly since I am a swimmer.
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On Modern-Day Rip Van Winkle Emerges From Slumber To Find All The World Is Bare Down There
I have several thing to add to this article, which I agree with: 1. Guys don't give a shit about whether you have shaved or waxed. 2. During the summer, and as one ages, one has less pubic and leg hair. For example, I am 32 and only shave my legs and armpits twice a month. 3. On the other hand, if one completely ignores the length of pubic hair, it can trap bacteria, so trimming once in awhile is not a bad idea.
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On The Impenetrable Semiotics Of Laundry
My mom does most of my laundry cuz I don't get it either. Or I pay the cheapo laundromat to do it for me. I am 32 and also can't clean a bathroom. My future husband will be charged with both these tasks, or I will get a maid.
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On Modern-Day Rip Van Winkle Emerges From Slumber To Find All The World Is Bare Down There
@Mr. B I give not two shits. So you're one of them, huh? Gross.