Bourgie Snooze. You guys have nothing on my parents, and my parents were the better behaved ones. Lighten up, maybe? The guilt and frustration and ridiculous expectations of your vanilla lifestyles are not only what's sending you to the shrink for the Xanax but also to the bar for your "gruners" and to Facebook for your dalliances. But hey Amy, at least your writing has improved with age!
(Did anyone else laugh imagining the Williamsburg set taking the G to Park Slope? Like the old timers say, "as IF"!)