On California Is Utterly, Truly Screwed
I'm totally fine with that. Can I return all the Californians that ruined housing prices up here in Portland as well? Oh, and I think we'll be just fine without your pot, movies or "tech ideas".
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On Funny Animal Videos Make Everybody's Wednesday Better
I don't think that's a magpie. Magpies are noticeably black and white, especially on the wings. It looks more like a crow to me. Although, I'm no ornithologist either.
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On Sports For Dumb People: Coasteering
To me, the world's dumbest sport just kind of looks like the world's dumbest sport.
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On Jeff Sessions Personally Helped Integrate Holiday Inns
I like that he doesn't even try to deny most of it. He just says he was joking. At least many of the other racist assholes in the GOP understand that making something a joke doesn't qualify it as appropriate.
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On Consider The Orchestrators For A Moment
Orchestrators are like high priced whores. THey'll let you take a dump on their chest for the right amount of coin. That help at all?
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On How has it only been FIVE days?
Nice work folks. Also, please contact me privately regarding the suitcase of meth. Everything is priced to move this weekend.
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On Is A Link Payment?
Also, does the Butterfinger Buzz contain enough caffeine that it could actually burn off all its calories by speeding my heart up to unhealthy levels? God, I hope so.... I've had like 7 already.
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On Malcom Gladwell Now Doing Old Jackie Mason Routines
I bet he and Friedman could come up with an ill hip-hop collabo. They could call themselves Masters of the Obvious. Oh, and then be wrong a lot.
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On Gegenstandswortgemachenheit: Unnoticed Bar Mockery!
The best way to do this is to laugh atonally at something they said until everyone becomes uncomfortable. No, this isn't subtle and no, I don't have a suggested German word either. Just wanted to share.