And here is someone climbing what looks to me to be a solid wall of no-thank-you-get-me-down-from-here in Mexico, without ropes:
And this is why valuation is done using a number of factors, not just revenue alone.
You are right, Alex. The Waldorf-Astoria does suck.
“The fiancée is in her late 20s, from Italy, and needs a green card to stay here (see what I'm getting at?). We can tell she's from wealth from how much diamond/expensive jewelry she wears and how she frequents expensive restaurants despite her only "job" being a no-pay, volunteering gig at an art gallery.”
That, or she is in crippling debt. None of the things you mentioned are markers of wealth.