On Car Commercial Perplexing, Disturbing

i usually consider dave bry to be that annoying guy at a party who just NEEDS to show you this amazing/hilarous/wtf/insane/classic youtube video. and no doubt he is.
however coincidentally i was talking about this terrible commercial in a similar manner last night. then again i suppose i never felt the need to broadcast those thoughts to the internet

Posted on December 3, 2012 at 2:43 pm 0

On Mercerville, New Jersey, September 17, 2012

Shallow drivel such as this doesn't earn one enemies so much as disdain.

Posted on September 18, 2012 at 1:12 pm 0

On New York City, September 6, 2012

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who use umbrellas, and those who don't.

Posted on September 7, 2012 at 9:47 pm 0

On New York City, August 26, 2012

Carpet is feeling fortunate that the lame podcast doesn't exist today and, despite really REALLY hoping the trend continues into this daily "feature", won't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Posted on August 27, 2012 at 6:15 pm 0

On New York City, August 23, 2012

When I read these posts, I think to myself "Which is worse: creative writing students or creative writing teachers?"

Posted on August 24, 2012 at 4:13 pm 0

On New York City, August 22, 2012

I realize now that The Awl removed their tagline, "Be Less Stupid."

Posted on August 23, 2012 at 2:37 pm 0

On New York City, August 21, 2012

Way to disparage another nice day with these pithy musings.

Posted on August 22, 2012 at 2:48 pm 0

On New York City, August 20, 2012

I'll bet whoever @ the awl OK'd this "series" is regretting it by now

Posted on August 21, 2012 at 2:18 pm 0

On Aberdeen, Maryland, To New York City, August 19, 2012

You mean the worst, ever?

Posted on August 20, 2012 at 4:04 pm 0

On New York City, August 16, 2012

these posts are almost as bad as that morning podcast bullcrap.

please stop and keep only worthwhile, or at least amusing, content on the awl.

Posted on August 17, 2012 at 2:34 pm 0