On Mercerville, New Jersey, September 17, 2012
Shallow drivel such as this doesn't earn one enemies so much as disdain.
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On New York City, September 6, 2012
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who use umbrellas, and those who don't.
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On New York City, August 26, 2012
Carpet is feeling fortunate that the lame podcast doesn't exist today and, despite really REALLY hoping the trend continues into this daily "feature", won't look a gift horse in the mouth.
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On New York City, August 23, 2012
When I read these posts, I think to myself "Which is worse: creative writing students or creative writing teachers?"
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On New York City, August 22, 2012
I realize now that The Awl removed their tagline, "Be Less Stupid."
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On New York City, August 21, 2012
Way to disparage another nice day with these pithy musings.
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On New York City, August 20, 2012
I'll bet whoever @ the awl OK'd this "series" is regretting it by now
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On Aberdeen, Maryland, To New York City, August 19, 2012
You mean the worst, ever?
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On New York City, August 16, 2012
these posts are almost as bad as that morning podcast bullcrap.
please stop and keep only worthwhile, or at least amusing, content on the awl.
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On Car Commercial Perplexing, Disturbing
i usually consider dave bry to be that annoying guy at a party who just NEEDS to show you this amazing/hilarous/wtf/insane/classic youtube video. and no doubt he is.
however coincidentally i was talking about this terrible commercial in a similar manner last night. then again i suppose i never felt the need to broadcast those thoughts to the internet