@lovelettersinhell I suspect they're talking about good vodka, properly chilled, not necking cheap industrial alcohol straight from the bottle.
@LondonLee Maybe one or other of them is adopted. Ooh, perhaps they could belong to a sexual minority too. Check those diversity boxes.
I read it as "Pandemic Picnic Party" I think mine sounds better.
@fattybobatty The bikes are expected to do hundreds of Km per week by people who treat them badly with little or no maintenance. I think it's more a case of the city covering their arses legally than really expecting the machines to fall to bits when someone north of 261lb climbs on.
@Smitros gravity sucks.
@purefog You could always create a fake facebook account. Zuckerberg hates when you do that too. Anonymity & grinding the blandest man on earth's gears at the same time, what's not to love?
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@libmas Life gave me fifty pairs of grey underpants so why not?
Kind of like the Nazi deportations, except the Nazis actually cared whether the deportees got to their final destination or not.
It's not as if he looks like an elephant checking a melon for freshness...