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On The Man That Found A Dog That Loved Pudding

M Night Shyamalan twist ending: The police officer who wrote this report was British. The pudding was not what Americans consider pudding, but the generalized Brit term referring to all desserts. He fed the dog a piece of chocolate cake, and the cake killed the dog. THE DOG WAS THE REINCARNATED SPIRIT OF THE MAN THE MURDERER WAS AFTER.

BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUMMMMM.

Posted on April 12, 2013 at 1:17 pm 1

On 'The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel' Is My Favorite Movie Of 2012

@Clarence Rosario Cause it's not like that movie's been out for MONTHS.

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 3:25 pm 0

On Ask Polly: Should I Divorce My Perfectly Good Husband?

Oh, man. Ooooooh, maaaaaaaaaan. As a person who always stays with boyfriends way too long, this HURTS. This is SUCH a hard decision.

Posted on February 13, 2013 at 1:42 pm 1

On What Is This?

Mindfulness is wonderful. Helped my dad during chemo/being told he was gonna die.

Posted on January 3, 2013 at 1:26 pm 0

On The Sunday Night Facebook Cooking Club

@Frantastic Were you making the SerboCroatian dish? Use a fattier cut of lamb, and/or add stock to the meat before you wrap it in cabbage. I can't remember the name for the dish now but I eat it often, and that is how it is prepared by my SC roommate's mother.

Posted on January 3, 2013 at 10:41 am 0

On Ask Polly: I Don't Like My Friends Anymore

@ejcsanfran Don't joke about that! (I mean, please joke about that.) Amway is actually a Christianity cult, or wait, fuck, is it Amway or one of the multitude of other bullshit product pyramid schemes. A family friend's daughter completely peaced out of her former life to be in that cult.

Posted on September 26, 2012 at 4:03 pm 0

On The First Video That Meant Something To Me: Aaliyah's "Are You That Somebody"

I remember listening to this song on the radio in my bunk bed in middle school and doing the dance moves, and my sister getting mad because it was making the bed shake, and of course that meant it would FALL AND KILL HER. Love this fucking song.

Posted on September 12, 2012 at 4:44 pm 0

On The Wisconsin Teacher State Guard: A New Tomorrow For Teachers!

Like, righteously homesick. I've hit my fair smattering of small to medium sized mammals while driving through Tomah on the way to the cities.

And if we're gonna take back South Beloit, why not take back the whole UP as well?

Posted on June 7, 2012 at 3:57 pm 0

On The Wisconsin Teacher State Guard: A New Tomorrow For Teachers!

Oh, man, this made me so fucking homesick.

Posted on June 7, 2012 at 3:56 pm 0