ok we popping champagne like we won a championship game.

On Stars, "No One Is Lost"

Nothing is surprising here if you know the early ep's. Known offenders of the "let's do that electronic music thing in our pop songs" variety. Nothing new under the Saint Etienne sun.

Posted on September 29, 2014 at 1:50 pm 1

On The Most Correct Way to Grill Vegetables on a Stick

@lakawak dude, stay away from the grill and kitchen. Here's a pint of soylent, or whatever. Do you also only drink everclear?

Posted on August 29, 2014 at 3:53 am 0

On The Generation That Weaponized Feelings: What Was An "Emo"?

I so wish this had been better written and edited. WHAT IS YOUR ANGLE?

Posted on April 6, 2014 at 3:55 pm 0

On Manic Pixie Dream Mom

This could be so good if it were edited in the least.

Posted on January 12, 2014 at 5:58 am 1

On 2013 Style: A Tragedy In Four Acts

@Izbizness no. That's Hedi's job. But it's "Saint Laurent". Makes me think you don't even know how it's pronounced, which makes you as fashion-aware as a busload of Chinese nouveaux riches queuing outside the LV corner in the Galleries Lafayette (or "LaFayet"). Such illiteracy will get you and all of LA arrested by the fashion police.

Posted on January 6, 2014 at 5:11 am 0

On 2013 Style: A Tragedy In Four Acts

"St. Lauren"? What's wrong with you bro? This whole piece is a neverending parade of inaccurate opinions. I'm gonna go ahead and call that "very LA" then keep staying the fuck away from that city.

Posted on January 1, 2014 at 10:01 am 0

On Acronyms Weren't Invented In 2013, Helpful Story Informs

Somebody post them here in the comments if they're worth it, because I am not clicking that fucking link.

Posted on November 19, 2013 at 12:14 pm 1

On Ask Polly: I Am So Jealous Of This Other Girl!

@marina I read it as a mind game she's offering to LW#2 - the "very uncharitable, bad-energy explanation". Then she switches to another hypothesis, which we'll call "the 'Japanese Gum' first verse hypothesis" because Her Space Holiday is totally underrated. Letting the hate flow through you and bad faith aren't prescriptions for everything, but sometimes they help.

Posted on November 14, 2013 at 6:20 am 0

On Blood Orange, "Time Will Tell"

I like this and all, but there's a reason why pop songs are 3'30", Devonté Hynes.

Posted on November 13, 2013 at 4:50 pm 0

On Load Shot

This is what the blink tag is for, brother.

Posted on November 13, 2013 at 10:05 am 0