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On Fatal Beaver Attack Leaves Man Dead Because It Was a Fatal Attack

There is nothing romantic about Belarus. It's the kind of place where I imagine animal attacks are common.

Posted on April 12, 2013 at 3:55 pm 0

On "I'm Not An Economist..."

@Leon It works just like regular money, but it's, er..."fun".
http://vimeo.com/59014944

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 11:55 am 0

On Hacker Performs Live Airplane Hijack-Hack in Amsterdam

@Astigmatism Your analogy is way, way off.

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 11:52 am 1

On Great Day For The Obama White House!

Wait, wait, wait. You're saying that banks that were handed free government money purposefully engaged in less money-generating business? I'm shocked, SHOCKED!

Wait, wait, wait. You're saying turning the CIA into a paramilitary operation with no oversight and then giving them the power to execute people with the touch of a button has resulted in abuses of that power? I'm shocked, SHOCKED!

Posted on April 10, 2013 at 10:08 am 2

On Your Penis: Is It Big Enough? Probably Not

A large penis?

Posted on April 9, 2013 at 3:59 pm 0

On In Spite Of Everything Life Somehow Still Manages To Delight On Occasion

I smell a rat.

Posted on April 8, 2013 at 10:54 am 0

On Massachusetts McDonald's Makes News

"But I spent four years at clown college!"
"That position has been filled already."

Posted on April 4, 2013 at 10:31 am 1

On Shut Up, It's Sixth Avenue

Hopping off the bus for the first time in Manhattan, I phone my friend.

Friend: Hey, where are you?
Me: I'm on the... Avenue of the Americas?
Friend: Oh, no, no, no.

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 11:00 am 2

On Teenagers Quitting Facebook Because It's Full of Old People

@dado So you're saying I've got a chance at marriage?

Posted on April 2, 2013 at 3:46 pm 1

On It's Time For Google To Buy All These Publishing Companies And Shut Them Down

Be careful what you wish for. All Google would have to do is totally scrub their search database of the base URL and censor out any links contained in Gmail messages, G+ posts, Google News, etc. They would see a precipitous drop in traffic and then realize who the real boss is.

Posted on March 28, 2013 at 11:15 am 0