There is nothing romantic about Belarus. It's the kind of place where I imagine animal attacks are common.
@Leon It works just like regular money, but it's, er..."fun".
@Astigmatism Your analogy is way, way off.
Wait, wait, wait. You're saying that banks that were handed free government money purposefully engaged in less money-generating business? I'm shocked, SHOCKED!
Wait, wait, wait. You're saying turning the CIA into a paramilitary operation with no oversight and then giving them the power to execute people with the touch of a button has resulted in abuses of that power? I'm shocked, SHOCKED!
A large penis?
I smell a rat.
"But I spent four years at clown college!"
"That position has been filled already."
Hopping off the bus for the first time in Manhattan, I phone my friend.
Friend: Hey, where are you?
Me: I'm on the... Avenue of the Americas?
Friend: Oh, no, no, no.
@dado So you're saying I've got a chance at marriage?
Be careful what you wish for. All Google would have to do is totally scrub their search database of the base URL and censor out any links contained in Gmail messages, G+ posts, Google News, etc. They would see a precipitous drop in traffic and then realize who the real boss is.