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On Put Your Phone Down

But how else are we going to remember all of these moments we ignored?

Posted on July 7, 2014 at 12:50 pm 2

On A Woman Walks Into a Men's Rights Conference

"A house divided against itself cannot stand."

Posted on July 3, 2014 at 12:21 pm 0

On Internet, Why So Blue?

Bleh

Posted on June 27, 2014 at 11:53 am 0

On Dov Hates Dust: When the CEO Comes to Town

@Pulp I remember that day. I don't think they even left the store floor, right?

Posted on June 26, 2014 at 6:34 pm 0

On That Big Study About How the Student Debt Nightmare Is in Your Head? It's Garbage

Yeah, but the chocolate ration is up to 25 grams a week, so everything's fine.

Posted on June 24, 2014 at 2:56 pm 1

On Man Sorry

I only spend 48% of my income on a rent-stabilized apartment and I sleep sound as a pound.

Speaking of which, would anyone be able to lend me a pound? Or a quarter? I'd like lunch this week.

Posted on June 24, 2014 at 2:52 pm 0

On Ebola and You

Guess I better get this cough checked out.

Posted on June 20, 2014 at 1:58 pm 1

On The Looming Threat of "Generation Z"

Fuck it, I'm moving to Vietnam.

Posted on June 20, 2014 at 11:42 am 0

On Threat Made

McPolicy

Posted on June 19, 2014 at 2:37 pm 0

On Marc Andreessen and the Inevitability of Catastrophic Ideas

I don't think YOU understand, Maria. There are no spots on my dishes. Do you hear me? NO. SPOTS.

Posted on June 17, 2014 at 5:56 pm 1