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On How Do You Feel About Stationery?

@Kevin Knox Great, now I have to watch that movie again tonight.

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 4:14 pm 0

On Which Is The Whitest TV Network Of Them All? (CBS)

Latina mortua est.

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 12:20 am 0

On What People Contemplating The Man Bun Must Think

When I see a man bun, I see a man who thought it was a good idea to grow his hair out long, but can't be fucked to wash or condition it.

Posted on November 18, 2013 at 2:33 pm 2

On What Does Your Coffee Say About You? And... Is It Something Terrible?

@shostakobitch Now we're just haggling over the price.

Posted on October 30, 2013 at 5:43 pm 0

On No Alternative... TO DEATH

I'll take "Things I Shouldn't Read Seconds Before Getting Yet Another Job Rejection E-mail" for $400, Alex.

Posted on October 29, 2013 at 3:56 pm 1

On A Life-Changing Invention: The In-Window Cat Litter Box

Three tips: scoop every day, add lots of baking soda, replace every week. Really, really simple.

Posted on October 23, 2013 at 3:38 pm 0

On Norm Macdonald Is 50 But Mostly I Love This Joke

Is he 50 or 65?

Posted on October 17, 2013 at 8:01 pm 0

On Forest Fire, "Waiting In The Night"

But if we settle for "pretty good" that's all we'll get.

Posted on September 11, 2013 at 1:16 pm 0

On It Is Almost Time For Autumn Colds

I just entered week three of my cold and have developed bronchitis. So much for summer.

Posted on August 27, 2013 at 2:27 pm 0

On Dudes Finally Getting Wise To Razor Blade Con

@BadUncle They're certainly a cut above the rest.

Posted on August 1, 2013 at 1:00 pm 1