On A Conversation with Paul Ford, Web Editor of Harper's Magazine
I'd keep 'em feral. I like 'em good and feral. Sidenote: this was the most exciting thing I have ever read about paywalls. Astonishing, I know.
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On Why, yes, I am very hungry this morning, how could you tell?
I only eat things that are the size of a toddler's head.
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On What Is The Deal With: Ke$ha?
Gaga scares me, and I'm her target demographic (that is, a fruity 23 y.o. who hates women unless they look like fash-forward drag queens).
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On But Are Speed Cameras Rape Or Rape-Rape?
Needs more genocide.
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On Real America, with Abe Sauer and Zack P.: The Awl 2010 Benefit Calendar
Yeah, as a gay Minneapolitan, I can confirm that you can have all the significant others you want here.
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On Blame Your Gigantic Ass On The Economy
I'm pretty sure that Anna Nicole Smith, during her weightier years before her unfortunate passing, referred to her backside as "boom boom blubber."
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On Are You a Chronic Meta-Enabler?
Are you suggesting the unicorns work from India? I wonder if India has "Real Housewives." We can only hope, fer their sake. And ours.
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On Money Actually Can Buy You The Sense To Enjoy Your Good Investment Taste
It's obviously a clown car explosion.
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On Amanda Knox Murder Trial Verdict: Fabulous
Really brings out her inner-guiltlessness.
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On God, Doesn't The "Beer Summit" Seem Like Ages Ago?
Your sex with handcuffs joke was better than mine, so I won't write mine. Just wanted you to know.