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On Craigslist's Most Notable Male Slaves of August

Reading Dennis Cooper has left me, as per, feeling a bit nauseated, a bit turned on, but mostly alarmed.

the phrase "de-boned" will haunt my waking dreams all day and tonight, I'm sure, will result in terrifying nightmares where I'm being chased by monstrous boneless chicken breasts.

Oh Dennis, did you have to?

Posted on September 2, 2009 at 8:05 am 0

On The Last of the Hot Summer Town Halls: How We've All Been Fooled By The Health Care Debate

I really liked that. I can't say that I have much hope for u poor bastards. It is just so fundamentally bizarre that you don't have a national health system that I can't even wrap my head around it.

I am mighty suspicious of this canadian that went south for health care he couldnt get here. If he cant get it here then its gonna cost shitloads in the states. Was this a rich guy? Cuz rich people (around the world) are always travelling for health care. Farah went to germany (germany!) for god's sake.

Allz i know iz: canadians dont like to pay for healthcare and if we do decide to do it we can do it here. We actually have private clinics. So take that FreedomWorks. Makes u wonder why this canadian didnt just go to a private clinic or hospital here.

Harumph.

Posted on August 20, 2009 at 5:53 pm 0

On The Ladies Of Fifth Avenue

The pix of the LES in the 70s are amazing. I can't even imagine a the city as somewhere with businesses that are edgier than the Olive Garden.

Posted on June 23, 2009 at 8:12 pm 0

On Street Scenes

That kind of gumption says "canadian" to me. Was he aggressively polite? Did he say "thank you" or the tell-tale "thank you, sir"? Canadian. Never say Canadians lack gumption. Actually, I want to apologise, for saying that. I'm sorry I suggested you couldn't say something. It was very un-canadian. I'm going to go have a glass of hot water and calm down.

Posted on April 29, 2009 at 8:02 pm 0

On Remember When: New Coke

If you are going to poo-poo Mr. Headroom you should take into account the fact that Canada didn't have the l'ektrik put in until well into the 90s. Back then all that was powering Mr. H was many hamsters furiously running on wheels as well a nation's belief in Michael J Fox.

Simpler times for a simpler people.

Posted on April 23, 2009 at 12:16 pm 0

On Writers Write When They Can, I Guess

also. buy better phone.

Posted on April 22, 2009 at 1:15 pm 0

On Pirate lucky we didn't ship his ass to Guantanamo

Jack Bauer is played by a Canadian. Not that it's important or anything... I simply toss it out there casually... Delonas and Peyser, on the other hand, are not Canadian.

so, uhm, that's it for canadian citizenship updates... unless there's a story about John Roberts on CNN or Bryan Adams or something.

Posted on April 22, 2009 at 11:14 am 0

On Rich People Things

a side note here... i have never understood this "white shoe" thing. it seems to be only an american phrase and i've only heard it applied to law firms up until now. i always thought it referred to people that were so badly brought up (public schools, other abominations, etc.) that they wore white shoes with their suits at work. So a "white shoe" law firm would be one filled with eager up and comers with no polish/finesse. But that's not it at all... it's the exact opposite? why?

Posted on April 21, 2009 at 1:48 pm 0