@Lady Pugilist Do you actually get the joke? Because it sounds like you are missing the point entirely.
The comments on this article are so fucking dense that the spambots are refreshing in comparison. Great list.
F-ing level 97. I'm wholly convinced that level is not beatable without financial investment. But I persist.
Seriously, though, I feel like Candy Crush of all games has an equivalent of that little note you mentioned. It's one of the few games I can cut myself off of because it literally forces me to.
Polly crushin' it today. This gave my brain a massage and a hug. Thank you.
LW1: I had a really bad night that mirrors what seems to be happening to you often. I drank too much on New Years Eve many years ago, and apparently a switch flipped and I screamed at my ex in public and generally became a monster.
I didn't like that angry person inside. I began meds and therapy shortly after that, and eventually divorced my husband – which is what I'm getting to now. Make sure there are no toxic people in your life that are making you feel less than. Make sure none of those cool people you work with aren't feeding anything bad. You've acknowledged that you need to stop drinking, and when you see things with clear eyes, you may notice that there's something externally that is hitting on that darkness inside you. Remove it from your life.
I've been to Asbury Park once.
It was 2000, I was just out of high school and on a road trip with my ragtag group of friends. We were using an atlas (!) and plotted our way there to see a stop of a touring punk-oriented festival that I dare not mention.
I had no knowledge of Bruce Springsteen's legacy there, no context for anything.
We arrived on a foggy afternoon and parked near the beach. As soon as I stepped out of the van I felt like the wind had been knocked out of me. An amusement park ghost town. It was the coolest and most frightening thing I had ever seen. I'll always have a soft spot for it.
Exclamation! I got a gift set when I was in 6th grade and I thought I was THE SHIT.
@maidenlane My high school boyfriend wore that and I secretly still have a soft spot for it!
See also: all other adverbs.
Sally went to the bathroom and I waited in front of the door for her to finish. When she came out, I said, “Lemme see your tits.”
BECAUSE OF COURSE I SAID THAT