On The 40-Year-Old Reversion

@Matt "shocked, SHOCKED" LOL

Posted on July 10, 2012 at 2:44 pm 0

On The 40-Year-Old Reversion

This makes me sad.

Posted on July 10, 2012 at 2:24 pm 0

On Your 'Girls' Window Is Closing

Lena Dunham is mad fat, yo. LOL!

Posted on June 18, 2012 at 5:41 pm 4

On Doner Kebab Big

Ok, I'm just going to say it - that looks nothing like a giant piece of poop.

Posted on June 14, 2012 at 5:13 pm 0

On Why Victoria Wood Is The Funniest British Comedian You've Never Heard Of

She's definitely a comedian I've never heard of...

Posted on June 8, 2012 at 12:25 pm 0

On Do Bicyclists Deserve Sympathy?

@lbf Oh, I'm serious. Roads were made for cars and you do look ridiculous.

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 5:28 pm 0

On Do Bicyclists Deserve Sympathy?

Roads were made for cars, not bikes. Plus, there is something inherently ridiculous about an adult riding a bike. It's a kids a toy.

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 4:37 pm 0

On How's Your Day Going?

@Ghost Fart@twitter Also he hated Jews. So, whatever.

Posted on May 9, 2012 at 1:31 pm 0

On How's Your Day Going?

“The worst part is wondering how you’ll find the strength tomorrow
to go on doing what you did today and have been doing for much
too long, where you’ll find the strength for all that stupid running around, those projects that come to nothing, those attempts to escape from crushing necessity, which always founder and serve only to convince you one more time that destiny is implacable, that every night will find you down and out, crushed by the dread of more and more sordid and insecure tomorrows. And maybe it’s treacherous old age coming on, threatening the worst. Not much music left inside us for life to dance to. Our youth has gone to the ends of the earth to die in the silence of the truth. And where, I ask you, can a man escape to, when he hasn’t enough madness left inside him? The truth is an endless death agony. The truth is death. You have to choose: death or lies. I’ve never been able to kill myself.”
― Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Posted on May 9, 2012 at 1:30 pm 0

On SoHo Hotel Protects Itself from Man Getting Newspaper

So... you're a drug dealer?

Posted on May 3, 2012 at 10:46 am 0