@GK4 This is my favorite burn of the month so far.
@jolie I feel really cheated that I settled for one traditional marriage when I could have had a TRIUMVIRATE.
I have MANY FEELINGS ABOUT THIS, obviously, but I just wanted to say that there is life and love and adventure after 40. I mean, obviously, LOL. You don't drop dead at 40. Nor does your dick fall off. Honestly many of us hit our stride. Both in hotness and in other ways.
Also I do not think that I would have been marriageable at age 35 or younger. I was Not Really Worked Out Yet. Getting married late is the ideal solution to that. Anyway please do what the lady says and go LIVE LIFE and also yes tell this dude TO COME DO IT WITH YOU and when he's like "no I'm a fucking wussbag, I'd rather not have an amazing life full of love" then yes, off you go.
In summary: everything actually DOES get better, so enjoy yourself.
IT'S INCREDIBLE RIGHT??
@ianmac47 omg my pot is so filthy :)
TROLL TROLL TROLL GO BACK UNDER YOUR BRIDGE TROLL.
Please report for work here on Monday.
@SidAndFinancy You're next. :)
@brent_cox I would strongly agree actually. (JUST the Amy Sohn/Jonathan Ames thing alone!)