On 'I Want You,' In Order of How Badly You Are Really Wanted

@Murgatroid OH MY GOD YES

Posted on June 25, 2014 at 12:53 pm 0

On How Not to Let Your Small Child Pee in a Public Park

I think you're New York City's greatest monster actually.

Posted on June 9, 2014 at 1:28 pm 11

On I Write These Stupid Words: Weezer's Normcore Revolution


(Haha, the SEO of normcore is lol.)

Posted on May 9, 2014 at 6:15 pm 2

On Change Comes From Within Website

@Ralph Haygood Yes! That is what I mean! That is the garbage I am trying to get rid of!

Posted on May 5, 2014 at 4:03 pm 2

On Reddit Reeling From Brutal Dox Of Alleged Bitcoin Founder Satoshi Nakamoto

@mims haha good morning! :)

Posted on March 6, 2014 at 9:12 am 2

On Janet Malcolm v. Francine Prose

@Freddie DeBoer THAT is actually a very good point. :(

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 1:01 pm 0

On Janet Malcolm v. Francine Prose

@Mr. B Haha, no it's true. But this seems both so picayune and so pointed!

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 1:00 pm 0

On How Do You Want To Die Today?

Isn't it handsome??? I covet the chair more than the cat I think.

Posted on December 10, 2013 at 9:06 am 0

On The Squares Of New York City, In Order

@GK4 This is my favorite burn of the month so far.

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 4:51 pm 0

On Two Marriages In The News Today

@jolie I feel really cheated that I settled for one traditional marriage when I could have had a TRIUMVIRATE.

Posted on November 14, 2013 at 9:43 am 0