On Cocaine Eats Your Brain

I wonder if are they looking at users who only use cocaine, or if the study's subjects are using in combination with alcohol, prescription drugs, or opioids to come down. Given the anecdotal evidence of a random sample of all the fuck-ups I know, I'm sure heavy alcohol consumption in concert with use had at least something to do with the results.

Posted on April 24, 2012 at 10:53 pm 0

On In Case You Weren't Sure What Screaming Was

What about crying? Isn't that what we're supposed to do, too? Whiskey. Chocolate. Blergh.

Posted on April 23, 2012 at 12:01 pm 0

On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

@SarahHeartburn I want to know who will braid Balk's Cock's back hair.

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 12:33 pm 1

On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

Ooh! Can I be the Texas Apologist? The one who cringes and tries to convince everyone on the east coast that we're not all Bubbas every time some dick from the State Legislature tries to pass anything? I need backup. Where is Lobstr when I need him...

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 10:18 am 0

On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

Speaking of possibly disbarred lawyers, I haven't seen OMGPonies! anywhere. I miss that drunk bastard.

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 10:09 am 0

On Man Storms Off Internet: Goodbye, Chris Jones!

The more self-entitled articles and public comments/feuds of his I come across, the more I feel like he should divorce his current spouse and marry Katie Rophie. After perusing that utter trash Tina Brown splashed across the cover of Newsweek, I would assume that she learned a few things while "researching" and be able to put it to rest once and for all that he's the one who sucks in bed. Then they could wallow in one another's victim complexes. Bonus for their epic ego-driven fights keeping them both out of print for a while.

Posted on April 17, 2012 at 12:57 pm 1