On My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever

Joe, don't hesitate! Hurl that shopping cart. As a gal whose received more than her fair share of sleazy cat calls from passing cars and construction sites, I can tell you with great aplomb that any girl in her right mind with the right amount of humor will sincerely appreciate a respectful (and quirky?) approach from a gentleman. So, don't hold back because you never know if that sweet thang perusing the overpriced kumquats at Whole Foods is your meet-cute. Secondly, anyone: if there a site for becoming single and getting a few moments alone, sign me up. Much as I love the kid, after 6+ years of getting dressed in the dark because he gets up later, commuting 3 hours a day because he prefers to live outside the city, making elaborate dinners that I never would make for just myself (You need protein AND veggies? Ugh.), and wasting perfectly good craft beer money laundering his gym shorts I wouldn't mind a little time deflecting my concerned friends worried looks. And yes, I met him online. Friendster, anyone?

Posted on April 3, 2012 at 8:41 am 0