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On Ask Polly: My Great Job At A Top International News Publication Sucks Ass!

"You made it all the way to the bottom, huh? Are you procrastinating again? Write to Polly and let's discuss this."

HOW DID YOU KNOW.

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 11:19 am 2

On New Website For People Who Think Not Eating Gluten Is Why No One Will Fuck Them

You cut me deep, Alex. You cut me real deep.

(Also: "Dating someone who can’t eat gluten comes with many fringe benefits, such as being able to eat the entire bread basket yourself every time you dine out.")

Posted on August 6, 2013 at 12:39 pm 0

On Still Hailing Satan

(Also, HAIL SATAN)

Posted on July 23, 2013 at 12:38 pm 0

On Still Hailing Satan

@antarctica starts here Pitchfork desperately needs some copy editors. As far as I can tell, there are NONE ON STAFF.

Posted on July 23, 2013 at 12:36 pm 0

On Man Responds To Internet List

No "Tecumseh Valley" either.

Posted on July 19, 2013 at 12:32 pm 0

On Yuck, "Rebirth"

Great, now I have "You Get What You Give" by the New Radicals stuck in my head.

(Somebody get on that mash-up stat—the songs are even in the same key.)

Posted on July 18, 2013 at 12:15 pm 0

On Grain Names, In Order Of Suitability As Names For A Heavy Metal Band

@dorkmuffin *or grano, not organ. I'm sure there are a thousand metal bands named organ.

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 9:45 am 0

On Grain Names, In Order Of Suitability As Names For A Heavy Metal Band

Turns out there are four (count 'em, four) metal bands named Amaranth. None named teff, farro, einkorn, kamut, emmer, organ though.

http://www.metal-archives.com/search?searchString=amaranth&type=band_name

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 9:38 am 0

On Eels, Orchids, Nick Cave and "Theorizing the Web"

Psst. Nick Cave is in Australia. He'll be here on the 28th of this month though for three nights at the Beacon!

Posted on March 1, 2013 at 11:09 am 0

On The Very, Very Best Holiday Beers To Bring To A Party

I have opinions about Woodchuck, but I guess the winter one is okay. The pumpkin one was AN ABOMINATION though.

Posted on December 20, 2012 at 4:09 pm 0