On Grain Names, In Order Of Suitability As Names For A Heavy Metal Band
Turns out there are four (count 'em, four) metal bands named Amaranth. None named teff, farro, einkorn, kamut, emmer, organ though.
http://www.metal-archives.com/search?searchString=amaranth&type=band_name
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On Eels, Orchids, Nick Cave and "Theorizing the Web"
Psst. Nick Cave is in Australia. He'll be here on the 28th of this month though for three nights at the Beacon!
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On The Very, Very Best Holiday Beers To Bring To A Party
I have opinions about Woodchuck, but I guess the winter one is okay. The pumpkin one was AN ABOMINATION though.
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On Food Bad
@BadUncle But to clarify, only distillation. Beer? Not gluten free. Unless it's special glutard beer. And then you probably shouldn't be drinking it unless you can't drink real beer because it's usually worse than regular beer.
(Yeah, I know liquor ≠ beer, but I'm covering all my bases.)
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On Food Bad
@BadUncle The distillation process removes gluten. Good news for celiacs everywhere!
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On The Great Pumpkin Beer-Off
Did NOT like the pumpkin Woodchuck. I'm at a disadvantage on account of not being able to drink beer, but the pumpkin Woodchuck just had no pumpkin in it. It was too syrupy without having a good flavor profile. I gave it a number of chances because I SO wanted to like it.
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On An Analysis of the Thomas Kinkade Calendar for April
[discreet cough] Probably birches and not aspens....
THIS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
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On Grain Names, In Order Of Suitability As Names For A Heavy Metal Band
@dorkmuffin *or grano, not organ. I'm sure there are a thousand metal bands named organ.