January and February were the worst months I've ever had. Much of the rest of the year was inoffensive with some glimmers of happiness. But I'd say that 2013, as a whole, should be ashamed of itself.
Is there some trick to salt bagels that makes them...edible? I tried one a few months ago and couldn't even get through it. As someone who regularly swills dirty martinis with a nearly 1:1 ratio of booze to olive broth, it's not like I have a delicate palate or anything.
Helpful? Why that's downright cheval-rous!
I need a hobby.
Seems like an elaborate mashup of Seasons 2 and 3 of The Wire.
@My Number Is My Address Fiendster?
Something something bo-vine.
Guess that explains why I've found myself with all these other boys in the yard.
The fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready.
This pesto-lence must be stopped.