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On They Eat Horses, Don't They?

Helpful? Why that's downright cheval-rous!

I need a hobby.

Posted on January 17, 2013 at 11:20 am 1

On Welcome To IKEA Jail

Seems like an elaborate mashup of Seasons 2 and 3 of The Wire.

Posted on December 5, 2012 at 10:35 am 0

On Why Aren't You On Facebook, Psycho?

@My Number Is My Address Fiendster?

Posted on August 7, 2012 at 1:06 pm 2

On French Cows Think They're French People

Something something bo-vine.

Posted on July 10, 2012 at 12:09 pm 0

On Ladies, Your Sexy Walk Is Saying "Make Me Pregnant"

Guess that explains why I've found myself with all these other boys in the yard.

Posted on July 10, 2012 at 11:38 am 0

On Sausage Rebuked

I'd banger.

Posted on June 28, 2012 at 1:55 pm 3

On Pok Pok Redeemed

The fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready.

Posted on June 27, 2012 at 1:16 pm 0

On Scientists Baffled by the Brutal, Terrible Mystery of "Pine Mouth"!

This pesto-lence must be stopped.

Posted on May 30, 2012 at 9:46 am 4

On Salt Gimmicky, Disgusting

Perhaps there are practical uses, given that the only antidote to Krazy Glue is fear sweat.

Posted on May 29, 2012 at 1:24 pm 0

On Every Dish That Sucks At Le Bernardin, From 1986 To 2012

@melis Either staring at the Hare Krishna girl or avoiding eye contact with Zach Braff on the right.

Posted on May 22, 2012 at 6:13 pm 0