On The Faulkner Truthers

Joke's on you, Ms. Bustillos: "rigerous" is actually an old Southern word meaning "based on reputation." It says so right in this old book of Southern sayings that Faulkner left out here in California. Which is also totally legit, by the way.

Posted on April 22, 2014 at 5:31 pm 4

On Teaching To The Brand

Sponsored Post: "The Network Diaries is an original, short film series dedicated to celebrating the true mobile stories of young America that communicates the power and presence of the AT&T network in our lives."

Posted on April 21, 2014 at 1:13 pm 0

On Content Honored

Only "thoughtful reactions," mind you. They really should have called it trollr.

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 4:27 pm 0

On The End Of Comments

You're getting rid of comments, aren't y

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 2:04 am 0

On The Girl With The YOLO Tattoo

@Gef the Talking Mongoose I'm going with brilliant. In a single two-sentence paragraph, we get drinking the Kool-Aid, stopping to think, writing people off, and going around the bend.

Posted on April 14, 2014 at 2:42 pm 1

On The Girl With The YOLO Tattoo

@John Rogers@facebook I'm confused. Is the "obscure musician that practically no one has ever heard of" that you mention Drake or Liz Phair?

Posted on April 14, 2014 at 2:39 pm 2

On You're Not A Doctor And Even If You Were You Would Still Suck

That woman is upside down.

Posted on April 14, 2014 at 2:36 pm 0

On Internet's Accomplishments Enumerated

But if we burn down the Internet, how will I know what time the Super Bowl is?

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 3:53 pm 2

On Item In News + Other Item In News = Comedy Traffic Goldmine

That was a press release, right? They did a lot of talking about how the digital stuff was designed to drive people to subscribe to the print edition, but I missed the part where they said whether it was working. I'll try reading it again on my phone.

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 12:22 pm 0

On Fate Tempted

Try this one weird trick to attain union with your creator.

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 12:53 pm 1