On Polly Asks: New York Magazine Wants Me to Write Ask Polly For Them. Should I Tell Them to Piss Off?

YES. Do whatever you have to do to keep yourself in fancy cheese. That is what is right and true.

Posted on August 20, 2014 at 3:21 pm 1

On Buying The Bottom Shelf: An Adventure In Cheap Liquor

@alliepants DUDE. BUFFALO TRACE.

Posted on March 15, 2012 at 3:58 pm 0