On The Google Maps Guessing Game
And there are only four or five different pics available? Am I doing it wrong? If this were working perfectly I'd sit here and play it all day and night.
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On Ask 'Them': Hello, I Voted For George Bush. Twice! Let's Talk!
Did you get this question off a Laffy Taffy?
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On Mouthfeel: "Everybody's Nuts" Fraud Nuts Are Disgusting, Fraudulent
I tried to get my boyfriend to buy a packet of these; by way of demurral he cocked his head, goggled his eyes and gave a lopsided pistachiate leer. I dropped the subject immediately.
That said, Mr Peanut? Not only would I buy his wares, I'd probably make out with him.
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On Mouthfeel: "Everybody's Nuts" Fraud Nuts Are Disgusting, Fraudulent
Ooh, can you put in a good word for a second attempt at Tab Clear? The world wasn't ready in 1992.
http://nyti.ms/9XrsPt
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On Former Guns N' Roses Guitarist Slash Says Stupid Thing
Totes.
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On The Semi-Feminism Of "Liz Lemonism"
Ha, I thought "slatternly" and "slovenly" were straight-up synonyms. FML?
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On The Semi-Feminism Of "Liz Lemonism"
It drives me batshit when my two closest girlfriends discuss their many similarities to Liz Lemon. They actually aspire to be sexless slatterns with poor impulse control? Lord strike me down the day I start preferring a sandwich and- ugh!- a Slanket to the dick.
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On Stop Working Out, It's Embarrassing
The gym and the ganj: ah! Like a wink and a smile.
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On Every Dish That Sucks At Le Bernardin, From 1986 To 2012
And the award for most intolerable fellow patron at a restaurant goes to...that person with the Flickr with the bread.