On A Guide to the Spooky Scary Secret Monsters of Every State

New Mexico's is La Llorona! We ain't scared of no Spring-Heeled Jack.

Posted on October 31, 2012 at 7:01 pm 0

On Consider The Urban Woodsman

@wb The brass coke bullet is pretty cool though.

Posted on September 26, 2012 at 11:20 am 0

On Every Dish That Sucks At Le Bernardin, From 1986 To 2012

And the award for most intolerable fellow patron at a restaurant goes to...that person with the Flickr with the bread.

Posted on May 24, 2012 at 2:56 am 0

On The Google Maps Guessing Game

And there are only four or five different pics available? Am I doing it wrong? If this were working perfectly I'd sit here and play it all day and night.

Posted on November 1, 2010 at 3:27 pm 0

On Ask 'Them': Hello, I Voted For George Bush. Twice! Let's Talk!

Did you get this question off a Laffy Taffy?

Posted on May 9, 2010 at 7:46 pm 0

On Mouthfeel: "Everybody's Nuts" Fraud Nuts Are Disgusting, Fraudulent

I tried to get my boyfriend to buy a packet of these; by way of demurral he cocked his head, goggled his eyes and gave a lopsided pistachiate leer. I dropped the subject immediately.

That said, Mr Peanut? Not only would I buy his wares, I'd probably make out with him.

Posted on April 14, 2010 at 3:01 pm 0

On Mouthfeel: "Everybody's Nuts" Fraud Nuts Are Disgusting, Fraudulent

Ooh, can you put in a good word for a second attempt at Tab Clear? The world wasn't ready in 1992.


Posted on April 14, 2010 at 1:10 pm 0

On Fabolous, "I'm Raw"

That's absolutely ludacris.

Posted on April 9, 2010 at 11:38 am 0

On Former Guns N' Roses Guitarist Slash Says Stupid Thing


Posted on April 7, 2010 at 11:35 pm 0

On The Semi-Feminism Of "Liz Lemonism"

Ha, I thought "slatternly" and "slovenly" were straight-up synonyms. FML?

Posted on March 25, 2010 at 2:29 pm 0