Sleepy New Yorker
"Betwixt" for girls.
I barely remember inviting Choire to attend The Armory Show press preview via Gchat one night. And I barely remember making fun of him in the press office for saying he wanted to buy a Tom Wesselmann. Then again, I barely remember working at The Armory Show.
I never worried about losing my good looks because I didn't think I had any to lose. Now that I'm in my 40s I realize that I should have worried. Getting old sucks.
Grey chest hair.
Yeah, like they read Time Magazine.
I had been shaving my head for a couple of years when I met a girl who asked me to grow my hair back out. That's when I found out I had gone bald in those two years. I now regret not having enjoyed what little time I had left with my hair.
On Here Are The Books Repressed People Who Hate Themselves And Others Don't Want Kids To Read This Year
Who do I call to add Dan Brown's "Inferno" to the list? I fucking hate Dan Brown.
Did the bad people take away your left margins?
I've managed to be a bad coworker when I was single, after I stopped smoking, and despite not having children. I consider this my "having it all."
The artist who made that cover for "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" clearly didn't bother to read the book.