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On Ode To A Hot Chick From The Movies

Some seriously lyrical poetic $#!%... I will be your acolyte forever if you throw in a Megan Fox Haiku and Cinquain.

Posted on November 13, 2009 at 12:35 pm 0

On Flicked Off: '2012' is Awesome and Haters Can Suck It

My first trip to the AWL and the only intelligent thing I can think of to say is,
"MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY!" (pump your fist and run around the office like you just won the freakin' lotto). I wasn't going to see this movie, but now, how can I not? Besides, I live in Canada in farm country just south of the Canadian Shield, the thickest piece of tectonically sound-ass iron on the planet. We'll survive and I'll be the first to welcome Mary and all of the AWL readers to their new home when you join me! "MARY! MARY! MARY! MARY!"

Posted on November 13, 2009 at 12:30 pm 0